soo some day brooklynn and danielle are going to get htched...and i will do everyting i plan to plan the wedding and then procede to be the entire wedding party...flower girl ring bear best man both maides of honer and i will also give both of them away oh and somewere in all that i will be the pastor and will make the wedding happen i will make all the food for the dance :)) this is how it will work...
1. i will walk down the aisl with cardboard cutouts of myself and place them in the proper wedding party places. i will repeat that untill i get all the people(cardboard cut outs) by the alter
2. i wll walk down with the rings and a basket of flowers (flower girl and ring bear)
3. i will then walk down with brooklynn and danielle one on each arm :p and give them away
4. i will stand on the alter and connect them for life woop woop!!
5. then its time to take all the people(cardboard cutouts) to the limo
6.we will then go to the place where the dance is beign held and along the way we will throw out the cutouts and hope they land in water to melt hehe
7. at the dance we will have the best time ever and eat all my awesome food (food poisoning is questionable) and then they will live a long and happy life together :)) people will ask how i did it and i will say it started with a dream and a random conversation with danielle in creative writing =)
Torri Alexi Mayes
1-13-11
HAHAH! Best Blogger post EVER. That was hilarious. And you could make all the cut-outs of you wear different outfits and it will be epic and one of them will have drawn-on facial hair done by yours truly. ;D Hahaha. This would be the beastlyest wedding ever. (considering that 'beastlyest' is even a word.)
ReplyDeleteThere's Brooklynn's Blogger, by the way. So you can follow the third person in our three-people wedding. ;)
http://teenagelesbiantales.blogspot.com/
just make sure my cutouts dont look to hair coverd :)) i would rather not look like sasquatch haha :))
ReplyDeleteEpic. Thats the only word I have to say.
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